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How come every time someone covers "The Locomotion," a very old song about a dance from long ago, they're still allowed to start it with the claim that "everybody's doing a brand new dance, now?"

I went to the eye doctor for the first time in far too long, and ended up with a fresh pair of reading glasses. Fear me and my newly-assisted focus powers.

I'd thought I needed full-time glasses, but it turns out my vision is still 20/20 and the world just looks like that.

"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

I hear if you watch both Fyre Festival documentaries simultaneously while playing a Ja Rule album backwards, several battalions of the mightiest warriors of long-dead civilizations from the time before time will all magically return from the hereafter and follow you on Instagram.

Three years ago today, @gilahava704@twitter and I had our first date here at @alicesteacup@twitter. Now we are happily married, and having our most recent date here.

(Putting the phone away for the evening after I hit send.)

The internet used to be a city: it had its weird bohemian districts, its flea markets, its high-rises and back alleys. Now it's just a shopping mall, and I miss my old city so much

Look at your failures... but only constructively.

Inspect the things the bring joy.

Enter the positive feedback loop.

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Finally watching MegaZone 23. I keep pausing to check for easter eggs.

I think I've hit the jackpot: Practically every string of text in this picture! :blobaww:

Whoever drew this was seriously into western media at the time.

I hope Elizabeth Warren chooses former California state senator Stephen Peace as her running mate.

Because he made those "Killer Tomatoes" movies, I mean. No other reason at all.

Among my tinkering projects for 2019 will be restoring this delightful old beauty and installing it fully-functioning in our place.

When sending messages to someone, especially a first-message, please double-check your words and punctuation.

I know what this person intended, but still comes off pretty awfully:

"hey Sina, how are you pretty"
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