IT'S ALIIIIIIVE: https://vole.wtf/
We have been convinced by BK marketing to imagine a kind of human King Of The Burgers figure, a smiling bipedal monarch.
Look past the propaganda. A burger king is a hive creature, a group mind, an indifferentiable teeming mass of thousands of once-individual burgers now tethered together into a superorganism.
A burger king is a rat king, but for burgers.
We're going to be playing ACTUAL Bingo tonight. With balls. And a Bingo machine. FUCK YOU.
TOP PRIZES TO BE WON..whenever Weebl can be arsed to get them to you.. ;)