We have been convinced by BK marketing to imagine a kind of human King Of The Burgers figure, a smiling bipedal monarch.

Look past the propaganda. A burger king is a hive creature, a group mind, an indifferentiable teeming mass of thousands of once-individual burgers now tethered together into a superorganism.

A burger king is a rat king, but for burgers.

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How to pick a domain name for your own Mastodon server


First and only b3ta homepage image. Life hasn’t been the same since

This Twitter reboot looks promising but we’ll have to see how it plays out when it gets to the storylines where brands & nazis fully arrive

This seems like the right social network for a project with the motto “because internet is stupid”


b3ta.social is one server in the network