We have been convinced by BK marketing to imagine a kind of human King Of The Burgers figure, a smiling bipedal monarch.

Look past the propaganda. A burger king is a hive creature, a group mind, an indifferentiable teeming mass of thousands of once-individual burgers now tethered together into a superorganism.

A burger king is a rat king, but for burgers.

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This Twitter reboot looks promising but we’ll have to see how it plays out when it gets to the storylines where brands & nazis fully arrive

This seems like the right social network for a project with the motto “because internet is stupid”


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